
I'm lying. I'm sure they'll have no trouble at all getting to the church.
So while I was drawing this page I was thinking about coffee. Voltaire was said to drink fifty cups a day. Poe drank it by the gallon. Sherlock Holmes (fictional, but still pretty cool) liked it almost as much as he liked cocaine. Coffee is not only a delicious and inspiring beverage, but a cup a day makes you 5% less likely to die over an extended period of time. If you have more than five cups of coffee this climbs to roughly 10%. So, diminishing returns after a certain point but still! Drink your coffee. It stops your brain from falling apart and making you live in an alley with a tin can you painted a face on and named Ned.